Huffington Post recently ran an article in which they proclaimed the 19 most ridiculous SkyMall products. SkyMall not ringing a bell? Perhaps this little diddy will make things a little clearer.
I love you best when I'm away
And while I'm out here I look forward to the day when I come home
Cause there's something special waiting there
It's a whimsical statue of a bear that holds a bottle of wine
But please don't touch it, it's mine
Because I bought it in SkyMall
That five-mile-high mall
That always has just what I need
When I get to the gate and remember too late
I should have brought something to read
It's OK, cause I know that I'm gonna shop SkyMall
Cause I know that I'm gonna shop SkyMall
(excerpt from SkyMall, a glorious song by Johnathon Coulton)
Not to be outdone by Johnathon Coulton or the little old Huffington Post, I figured I'd share some of my personal fav SkyMall items.
Training for a marathon but can't resist your favorite condiments? Say hello to protein ketchup.
Litter Kwitter. For the crazy cat lady in everyone.
And...can you say wedding present?
PS-I must give credit where credit is due. I originally found this Huffington Post article via this blog.